Ahem, Hello and I’m sorry.
The reason why we have been gone is still classified, please just accept we are back to answer your questions. However the ask box will be closing due to how many we have.
PFFFT forget closing the ask box, send in good ones and we’ll just start fresh…And good means kinky
The sex machine
oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds
this is SO BAD
HAHAHAHA. Our fanfiction are WAY better. Pfff.
Oh god, I write better smut than this. I could be a published writer.
Dude, I hardly ever write porn and I know I can write better than this shit.
and then he put his sex inside my sex and we had sex
AS HE RIPS THROUGH MY VIRGINITY
i laugh so i do not cry
…This is an embarrassment to porn everywhere. BRUCE could-no STEVE could write better porn then this. “I’m going to move baby?” That’s like what a newbie Fanfiction writer writes. -Tony
Anonymous → You shouldn't be surprised by the number of people who love you. Because all of your simply radiate awesomeness.
Yes-but by this rate you fangirls are going to be making us Answer EVERY QUESTION -Bruce
Frankly I’m appalled they aren’t doing this faster.CHOP CHOP LADIES (or men-or..whatever you like to be called)-Tony
..how many of our watchers are watching us right now?
3 replies-we answer 2 questions
10- we answer 9 +1 story answer
20- (holy shit you guys are dedicated) answer 15 with 5 stories
100- (CRAP WE HAVE STALKERS)- we answer the whole ask box with 10 stories
150 (CRAP FAN GIRLS) -We will let the first 5 people who answer a question WE ask correctly, chose to either have us post fan art of their fav pair, or hell if we get 150 we’ll let you decide what to do with us.
Anonymous → Um, Avengers... Gryffindor has one 'o', and an 'I' not and 'E'. What happened to genius, Tony?
Genius has had to deal with aliens trying to eat the empire state building like a New York hot dog, come up with a device to wrangle up mutated bunnies that Hulk tried to keep as a pet when we had finally captured them all (You try telling a big green angry guy no, and see if you can even walk after) , and had to help run a billion dollar industry on top of all this for a week straight with possibly 10 hours of sleep and 50 cups of coffee.
So excuse me if saving your ass is more important to me then my spelling right now, i’ll remember that in the future.